Smittens – wipe your nose with these gloves


You know that you’ve wiped your nose on your gloves more than a few times over the winters of your life. We all have. It’s ok, we can all be gross together. Don’t suffer with dried snot on your gloves anymore. Check out the Smittens, the gloves made for wiping your nose.

These are made out of ultra-absorbent material. They’ll suck up 28x their weight in sweat, snot, and tears. Probably blood too but you probably don’t want to be in a position to test that. They come in a neutral color, good for all outdoor people.

Sure these a a gag gift but they’re also really gloves that will really absorb your gross face fluids. So actually useful and worth the laugh. You can get a pair of these for $19.99.

Donyae’s love for technology is based on a need to survive our future robotic overlords. Know thy enemy as you know yourself. But since even odds are on the zombie future, she has also learned how to prepare squirrel. You can find her on Facebook until the robots – or zombies – rise up.

Donyae Coles – who has written 2885 posts on The Red Ferret Journal.

Donyae Coles , 2018-10-12 09:00:41

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